Develop a roomba that reacts to being petted and you’re going to make bank with millennials
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Don’t forget to give it a little screen so it can flash up emoticon faces.
*bump into wall* >_<
*gets pet* :3
*low battery* ;_;
*stick on a ledge* D:
*sucks up something it’s not supposed to* >:3c
This had me going “oh no” and “oh yes” at the same time
I mean, if you did and it wasn’t a literal wiretap, I’d buy it.
Tape a knife to it and it should always have the >:3 face
I was working with a seagull and I said “as someone in Wildlife I know I should never anthropomorphize animals or hold them to any human moral standard, but seagulls are capable of and regularly knowingly commit evil” and the vet tech with me said “no yeah that’s true.”

